Monday, July 20, 2009

Ssshhhh! Don't tell anyone I'm here

See that handsome dude at the top of this blog? That's me, Robert Redford, Red for short (a/k/a Rusty). The quilter in the house doesn't know I'm here, so mum's the word. Let me tell you a little about myself. I was adopted by this family a few years ago after my parents couldn't care for me anymore. Much to my disgust, there was already another cat in the this house who thought he was king of the house. Boy, did I show him who was boss. This is what he looks like. He thinks he so cool with that grey beard. And he's lazy too, all he ever does is sleep (when he's not picking a fight with me.)

I'm the also quilt supervisor around this place. My job is to distract the quilter as much as possible, and sit on the unfinished quilt (see above). Why just last night, the quilter was working on that flying saucer from out of space, (you know, whispering, the UFO), and I decided that the tomato pin cushion needed closer inspection. Each time she wasn't looking, I kept moving it to check it out. She got mad at me and finally put everything away. I don't thinks she understands that as a quality control supervisor, I'm only checking it for structural integrity.

Anyway, the real reason I'm here is that I need your help. I've been checking out some of the other blogs and find to my surprise, I'm not the only quilt supervisor. I think I'm in love. Piwacket is her name, and here is where you can find a picture.

She's hot, I tell ya. She's H A W T!!! Don't you think she's hot? But I don't even think she knows I'm alive. She's been MIA from her blog for a few weeks now. What should I do?

Well, if I guess I'm off to take a cold shower. Or even better, if I can get into the garage I can walk all over the quilter's car and leave footprints on the windshield. Yeah, that'll cheer me up.

So long...I'll leave you with another handsome picture of ME!

(Does this picture make my butt look big?)



  1. Beautiful cats!! Of course the picture doesn't make your butt look big, you just have a small head 8>) Love it, take care

  2. I'm back, Red, and I'm in love with you, too. I have a completely obnoxious little brother named Butch. I have a little sister named Sundance. My momcat is a Newman and Redford fan, so you could fit right in here.

    I know just what you mean about those human beans not understanding everything we try to do to help. We need to form a union to get more respect. Felines unite!!

    Thanks for visiting my blog and saying nice, but true, things about me. If we ever get together it's important for you to understand that I'm in charge of everything. Of course, you know that from visiting me and seeing me sit on my throne.

  3. HI Red. It was nice of you to introduce yourself. If you want to check out another hottie come on over and take a look at Autumn. She is the hottest little calico around with a princess attitude. Keep up the good quilt inspecting job, Lord knows your quilter needs your help!


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