One of the keys to a good marriage, at least in our house, is two bathrooms. I have mine, and he has his. This morning, my husband went to his bathroom to use the shower, and had this to say:
Him: Dear, have you been in my bathroom today?
Me: Anticipating some sort of accusation since there are only two people in this house, No...
Him: You need to see this.
Me: Thinking why do I want to get up to see something in the bathroom? I reluctantly go the bathroom and see
The scale in the middle of the doorway.
What the ??
Me: I didn't move that scale. What are you thinking, I'm trying to tell you something? hmmm
Him: Oh, here's the cause as he lifts the tiny dead tree frog out of the corner where the scale usually sits.
Redford: (or Buster, we don't know) Dude, that was fun!!
Me: How in the world were they strong enough to move that scale??